Why the hell didn't ya say so?! If it's just bugs, you'll be fine till I get there.
[In a literal sense, unless they're killer bees or fucked up monstrosities, but Shima just said they were small! As for wetting his pants and stuff, ganbatte.]
[ But then they would have known he was talking about them! Which is a ridiculous concern, but this isn't rational, shut up. ]
Easy for you to say. [ What if they creep further past where the East Haven tunnel starts, huh? Huh?! ] I ain't stickin' around in the tunnel to wait, so look for me just outside the entrance that opens out into East Haven.
[They are becoming literate..or whatever. Literate but orally. Audibly. I think there's a word for that.]
Alright, I'm comin' now! [And there's some rustling on his end, something signifying that he is indeed moving, at least.] You wanna stay on the phone the whole time or what? There's just bugs in there, huh? Nothin' like the other tunnel?
I can't hear anything else further down, but look out for subway cars. The ones on this track still run sometimes, I guess? [ Fuck all if he knows why, man. ] Phone won't work once I step out into East, so you'll be on your own until ya get here.
[Random NPCs that wanna behead him or something? He needs all the important deets so he doesn't end up needing a lifeline okay. AS IF THE MOST OVERPOWERED DUDE IN THE SERIES WOULD NEED ONE.]
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Stuck? Stuck where?
. . .Ya don't sound stuck.
[Like a true family member.]
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[ Does he even want to know? ]
Look, I'm stuck in the east part of Haven, on the wrong end of the subway tunnel. There's... there's, uh, some th-things in the way.
[ Aw fuck, at least try not to stammer when just THINKING about insects! Come on, man! ]
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[Strained might be the word, or muffley? Not the issue at hand, though.]
Never been that way, issit a rock or something?
[Just like a professional 911 operator.]
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[ More like hundreds, but he's not going to count!!! ]
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[In a literal sense, unless they're killer bees or fucked up monstrosities, but Shima just said they were small! As for wetting his pants and stuff, ganbatte.]
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Easy for you to say. [ What if they creep further past where the East Haven tunnel starts, huh? Huh?! ] I ain't stickin' around in the tunnel to wait, so look for me just outside the entrance that opens out into East Haven.
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Alright, I'm comin' now! [And there's some rustling on his end, something signifying that he is indeed moving, at least.] You wanna stay on the phone the whole time or what? There's just bugs in there, huh? Nothin' like the other tunnel?
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I can't hear anything else further down, but look out for subway cars. The ones on this track still run sometimes, I guess? [ Fuck all if he knows why, man. ] Phone won't work once I step out into East, so you'll be on your own until ya get here.
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[Random NPCs that wanna behead him or something? He needs all the important deets so he doesn't end up needing a lifeline okay. AS IF THE MOST OVERPOWERED DUDE IN THE SERIES WOULD NEED ONE.]
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[ Most helpful advice ever right there. ]
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....HEY-! Why the hell should I save your ass anyway?!
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[ And that's where he'll hang up on you, Mr. Hero.
Now to wait. ]
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HE HAS MUCH MORE REFINED TASTES THAN HIS OWN MOTHER. ]
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DO YOU WANT A LOG? ]
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